Abstract
Another week, another box of doughnuts, this time as a reconciliation gift from our chronically late pipette tip supplier. Naturally, we slapped it on our panini press.
Methods
We slapped some doughnuts on our panini press.
Results
Figure 1. We consume a lot of sugar in this lab.
Figure 2. First authorship goes to the boss himself. "how do you think I got this job? I think outside the box" –Brian B. Liau, 2018
Figure 3. Image is representative of two independent experiments.
Conclusion and Future Directions
The results of this study are highly promising, indicating that this method may have widely applicable utility. Future studies will assess how panini press grilling influences the enjoyability of alternate flavors of doughnuts, as well as other dessserts.